Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Congress Hearings: Televising of Supreme Court/ Image And Likeness Protection, DOJ/ DHS Arrest Antifa Terrorists, Federal Reserve Warsh Press Conf, President Trump Met India & Egypt Leaders, DOJ/ DHS/ HHS to Safeguard Unaccompanied Alien Children, Obama Net Worth Grew By 12x During Presidency, Never Forget: ICE Suspects Pretti/Renee-Joined In Terrorizing, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Professional Sports-Are They Credible?, Sports Isn’t News, LA Stands For Louisiana, L.A. Is Los Angeles, Rain and Wind In The Pacific Northwest Never Gets Covered By Biased-East Coast Weather Hawks, Americans Don’t Care About East Coast Rain, Little King King Dumb Headline Stands Out Again-Correctly Identified By Judge Wyld IMMEDIATELY Upon Seeing The Headline, Immature Childish Sports ‘celebrations’, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY/ Cali Hellhole.}

Thursday PM. {DOJ/ DHS Arrest Antifa Terrorists, JD Vance Press Conf Today, Congress Hearings: Televising of Supreme Court/ Image And Likeness Protection, Federal Reserve Warsh Press Conf, President Trump Met India & Egypt Leaders, DOJ/ DHS/ HHS to Safeguard Unaccompanied Alien Children, Only Fans Teacher-Loved 6 Kids-Sex!, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Little King King Gets Honor Of Top News Story Of The Day!-Wooohoo!, Then Falls On Little KK Face With Retarded ‘Mystery’ Headline-fwwwhappp!, Grim Face-? That’s A Hook?, Retarded People ‘celebrated’ Billionaires And Millionaires Sport People In Democrat NY, The Little Mrs. Newsom, BTK-Who Is Your Favorite Serial Killer?, Does ANYONE ? At NYP Know What LA Stands For? (Louisiana), and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Stabbing Where In Florida? NYP Doesn’t Know?}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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