Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Ballroom Reaction To Hotel Gunman Is Over, Erika Kirk Desperate To Be Noticed, Justice Dept Briefings, Supreme Court Ruling-Congress Map Is Racially Unconstitutional, Astronauts At Oval Office, White House Monday Press Conf, Strait of Hormuz, USA/Iran Talks –No Deal?, Update On Lawsuits Against Trump Admin, SAVE America Act, Lady Teacher LOVES Your Boy!, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {When Not Snowing In NY-Nat’l News Ignores USA Weather, Fugly Teacher Thinks She Is Hot, Daughter Tells Story About Her Parents-not news, Local Cali Theft-not US NEWS, Trump Says He ‘May’ Cut US Troops From Germany-may might could-not news, Local Brawl-Local Fire-no one else cares, Man Had Sex With His Girlfriend-wow!, Reported Costs Of Raising Kids Are Usually A Lie, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Man Killed His Mother? Or ‘A’ Mother?}

Thursday PM. {Hegseth Defense Hearing In Senate, Ballroom Reaction To Hotel Gunman Is Over, White House News gov, Protection Was GREAT At The DC Hilton-Video Shows, Supreme Court Ruling-Congress Map Is Racially Unconstitutional, Trump Oval Office Press Conf Thurs, Astronauts At Oval Office, White House Monday Press Conf, Strait of Hormuz, USA/Iran Talks –No Deal?, Update On Lawsuits Against Trump Admin, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Media and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {No One Cares-Epstein & Guthrie, British Royals-NO ONE CARES, Media Makes Riddle-Executive Order ‘could’ ‘might’ ‘maybe’ ‘possibly’ Affect Americans In Someway?, Lady Was Killed-Sick Media Exploits Dead Rivas, Cali Drug Addict Drama-pathetic media, NYPD-not US NEWS, Incredibly Stupid Retarded News Outlet Puts Local NY News In A National News Feed, Pervy News Writers Love Sex Tapes And Booby Cleavage Stories, Local Restaurant Theft-not US NEWS, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {OLD NY Car Crash Death-not US NEWS EVER.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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