Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Saturday AM. {Oil Ships Coming To United States To Load USA Oil, DOJ justice gov Org Chart, AI Admits It’s A Data Model Not Artificial Intelligence, Artemis Manned Moon Trip Ended Without Landing On The Moon, Iran 2 Week Cease Fire, Upcoming House/ Senate Hearings, SCOTUS Orders- Colorado Kids, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, White House App For Windows?, Singles Don’t Get Any Exclusive Tax Breaks, Iran Hasn’t Really Opened The Strait Of Hormuz To US Navy, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Iranians Living In NYP:LA? Louisiana?, L.A. vs LA, Local Prosecutor Says…, Home Fire-not US NEWS, Perv Weekend News-Mr. Noems Boob Photo Again, ‘Chick’ Stole Man’s Money, Man Had Food At A Bday Party-NOT US NEWS, ANOTHER Small Airplane Has Engine Problems Inflight, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Hellhole-machete/shooting today-wow, Lazy National Media Touts Local News On Weekends.}

Saturday PM. {Oil Ships Coming To USA tankermap, Law/ Order/ And Illegal Alien Crime, What Is Congressional Expulsions, DOJ justice gov Org Chart, Artemis Manned Moon Trip Ended, Iran 2 Week Cease Fire, Upcoming House/ Senate Hearings, SCOTUS Orders- Colorado Kids, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Swalwell, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Byron Noem-no one cares, Homeless Death? Blame The Trash Man, Louisiana Council Member Scandal-ref NYP:LA, Not A Disney Story-Disney In Headline Anyway, Portnoy? Who?, Media Is Desperate To Cover Missing Women Clickbait, Missing Cat-yawn, Pet Alligator, NYP:LA Freeway Party-not US NEWS, Swalwell Drama-Better Than Guthrie Drama?, Retarded NY Food Isn’t News, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY/Cali Obsessed Media.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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