Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Iran 2 Week Cease Fire, NATO Mark Rutte Speaks, SCOTUS Orders- Colorado Kids, Artemis Manned Moon Trip Ends Today-NASA Live 5pm-ish PT?, Upcoming House/ Senate Hearings, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Update On Lawsuits Against Trump Admin, Never Forget: ICE Suspects Pretti/Renee-Joined In Twin City Terrorizing, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Friday Drama News, 86000 Missing People In USA-All With DRAMA!, Man Slapped Another Man, Idiot Bench Judge-Drama, Mamdani Drama-not news, Guthrie/ Epstein/ Kirk/ John Ritter/ other dead people-still dead, Local Teacher Cut Herself-yawn, Gas Theft By Cutting Hole Underneath Car, Neighbor Of Missing Person Said…, Moms Are More Important Than Non-Moms, Only Fans-Only Perv Clickbait?, Rebranding So-Called Energy Drinks-yawn, ‘Beloved’ LOL, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Construction Failure-one dead.}

Friday PM. {Artemis Manned Moon Trip Ends Today-NASA Live 5pm-ish PT?, Iran 2 Week Cease Fire, Upcoming House/ Senate Hearings, SCOTUS Orders- Colorado Kids, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Reports Of Claims Of Possible Eric Swalwell Related Sexual Attacks, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Dumbest ‘Lead’ Story Ever-coachella, Next Dumbest-So-called Cost Of ‘Raising Kids’, NYPD isn’t US NEWS, 380K House Fires A Year?, An Old Man Died, Usual Weekend Perv Stories, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local NY News-no one cares.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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