Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Wednesday AM. {White House Press Conf Today, Hegseth Pentagon Brief, Trey Yingst X, Media Depends On Trump Truth Social- Iran 2 Week Cease Fire, Trump Lengthy Press Conf Tuesday On Iran Confrontation, Democrats’ Whining Signals Trump Is Masterful On Iran, Tariffs, Artemis Manned Moon Trip-NASA Live, SCOTUS Orders April 6th, Trump Admin Is Paying DHS Employees, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Family Drama-Missing Lady, Palisades Is Local Story-no one cares, 86K Missing People, BTK-Real America’s Favorite Serial Killer?, TV Show Advertisement Disguised As News, Red Lobster Advertisement Isn’t News, Fortune Cookie, Someone Stole Local Gas, Mideast USA Gets In April, Don’t Do Stupid TikTok Stuff At Work, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {April Car Crash-3 Dead.}

Wednesday PM. {Yes. Mostly The Same As Earlier Show: White House Press Conf Today, Hegseth Pentagon Brief, Trey Yingst X, Media Depends On Trump Truth Social- Iran 2 Week Cease Fire, Trump Lengthy Press Conf Tuesday On Iran Confrontation, Democrats’ Whining Signals Trump Is Masterful On Iran, Tariffs, Artemis Manned Moon Trip-NASA Live, SCOTUS Orders April 6th, Trump Admin Is Paying DHS Employees, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Easy Story-USA Winning Over Iran-lopsided score, Landing On Earth Softly Is Hard-duh!, Republicans Could Might Maybe Possibly Win In Midterms, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {No Story-Don’t Know About New CIA Tool, Tiger Woods-no one cares, Lady Sold Drugs-yawn, Missing UK Lady-US NEWS, Odd People In NY-Duh!, Cali Politics-yawn, Newsom Name-no one cares, Old Man Died-they usually do, Local Man Wanted To Call His Daughter-yawn, I’m Tired-yawn, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Man Has Face Cut In NY, ANOTHER Small Plane Crashes …2023 2024 2025 2026…}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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