Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Monday AM. {Trump Protects Christianity In The USA, NASA Moon Stuff, White House Egg Roll Isn’t A Holy Easter Event, Tuesday To Be Power Plant Day And Bridge Day in Iran, The World LAUGHS AT Iran, Democrat Leaders Viciously Attacked Female Cabinet Members In Hearings In Past Months, Americans Backing USA Mission Against Iran, Trump Orders Paying All DHS Employees, Artemis Manned Rocket At The Moon Today, Pass SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, SCOTUS Releases Orders Today Per Schedule At supremecourt dot gov, Annual Not Easter Related Egg Roll, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Left-Over Local Drama Stories From The Weekend, Guthrie Has Her Makeup Back On, Another Local Heart Transplant, Local Bad Mom Drama, No Doctor In Intensive Care Unit, Local Cops Kill Bad Guys, Mamdani-no one cares, Teenager Drama-Spooked-Dumb Story-not US NEWS, Washington IS A State-no need to say so, Washington D.C. Is One Of MANY Such Named Cities, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Cali Is Hellhole, Local Sexual Assault, April 5th Shooting-not Easter.}

Monday PM. {Trump Admin Lengthy Update On Iran Confrontation, Artemis Manned Rocket At The Moon Today, Tuesday To Be Power Plant Day And Bridge Day in Iran, Trump Protects Christianity In The USA, Democrat Leaders Viciously Attacked Female Cabinet Members, Trump Admin Is Paying DHS Employees, Pass SAVE America Act- Saves Elections, Kid Fell-Didn’t Die-not news, Hostage Parks, Yes-Our US Soldiers Do Wrong Things In War, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Lady might Have Killed Kids, Sorta Naked Arrest, Cleavage Drama, More Cleavage-Bikini, Punching-not US NEWS, Budget Only A Week Late, April Fool Clickbait, AOC Clickbait, Nepo-no one cares, Shooting At Teenagers-Don’t Do It, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY/Cali Hellhole.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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