Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Saturday AM. {Democrat Leaders Viciously Attacked Female Cabinet Members In Hearings In Past Months, Todd Blanche-Acting US Attorney General-Interviewed Ghislaine, Trump Insists On Paying All DHS Employees,
Trump Countdown-48hrs For Iran To Give-In, Americans Backing USA Mission Against Iran, Artemis Manned Rocket To The Moon, Trump Wants Congress Back In Session Monday?-(DHS/TSA), SCOTUS-Birthright Citizenship, Senator Mike Lee Focused On Passing SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Legal Kids Of Illegal Aliens Are A Known Threat?, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Dumbest Weekend Stories For Bored People, Tiger Woods-clickbait!, Democrat Divorce Drama, Super Dumb To Use ‘LA’ for L.A. Los Angeles, Super Dumb To Call A ‘Lectern’ As A ‘Podium, Ex-Student Says…, Guthrie/ Epstein Clickbait, Fuzzy UFO Videos, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Stabbing Killing In Florida.}

Saturday PM. {News Gets Their News From Trump Whitehouse gov and Truth Social, Did Trump Attack Tehran Again?, Democrat Leaders Viciously Attacked Female Cabinet Members In Hearings In Past Months, Todd Blanche-Acting DOJ Head-Interviewed Ghislaine, Trump Insists On Paying All DHS Employees, Americans Backing USA Mission Against Iran, Artemis Manned Rocket 2/3’s Way To Moon, Trump Wants Congress Back In Session Apr 6th- (DHS/TSA), SCOTUS-Birthright Citizenship-Oral Arguments, Pass SAVE- Elections/ Women/ Kids, Dumb Newsom’s Wife Didn’t Know Democrat Leaders Berated Trump Women Picks, L.A. Olympics, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Same Ole Lazy News From This Morning, Tiger Woods Clickbait, Another East Coast Idiot-Drinks ‘kratom’?, Local Waymo Clickbait, NY Local News Isn’t US NEWS, Every City Is Pretty/Beautiful Per Locals, Daughter Says…, Orcas Typically In Possession Sound-which isn’t part of Seattle, LA Isn’t Los Angeles-duh!, Crappy Weekend News Outlet Fascinated With Space Toilet, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Vehicle Crashes Into LA Crowd At An LA Parade In LA.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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