Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Todd Blanche-Acting US Attorney General-Interviewer Of Ghislaine Maxwell, Karoline Leavitt Press Conf Tuesday, Artemis Manned Rocket 3 Days To The Moon, U.S. House/ Senate Back In Session Monday-HR 7147 (DHS/TSA), Reconciliation Bills/Process?, Media Gets News From Trump Truth Social, NoKings Riot Was Actually Violent AND Stupid, Is Oracle Replacing US Citizen Workers With Foreigners?, Teach Your Kids At Home About Government Processes, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Weekend No Little King King Needed, Man Trimmed Trees Not On His Property?, DUI Driver Aborts A Baby In Car Crash?, NYP:LA-Louisiana Billionaires, Kids Sports Teaches Kids Bad Things, Stage Performer Erika Kirk-no one cares, Epstein & Guthrie-no one cares, Pretti/Renae Video Showed Them Joining Minneapolis Terrorism, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Man Not Killed In Car Crash.}

Friday PM. {Todd Blanche-Acting US Attorney General-Interviewer Of Ghislaine Maxwell, Americans Backing USA Mission Against Iran, Artemis Manned Rocket 3 Days To The Moon, U.S. House/ Senate Back Monday-HR 7147 (DHS/TSA), Reconciliation Bills/Process?, ‘Paranoid’ Weekend Media Scramble To Invent Catchy Clickbait, DOW/ CENTCOM Iran War Updates, Supreme Court-Birthright Citizenship, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Activist Judge Saving Powell From Accountability For Poor Performance, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Super Dumb News By Weak-Dumb Weekend News Writers, Gas Station Is Not Top News Today, Nokings Was Violent-duh!, Local Fire Is DEFINITELY NOT US NEWS, NY Mayors-not news, Old News-Local Murder In Virginia, No One Goes To Trader Joes-no one cares, LI? Large Intestine?, L.A. Is Los Angeles-NY Post Ignorantly Uses Louisiana LA Instead, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local Shooting In NY-no one cares.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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