Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Trump Speech-Same Detailed Iran Plan Since Feb 28th, Artemis Rocket To Leave Earth Orbit For Moon Today, Apr 2d-U.S. House/ Senate Passed Versions Of HR 7147 (DHS/TSA), Reconciliation Bills/Process?, Supreme Court-Birthright Citizenship, Trump Is Paying TSA Workers Immediately, Trump Press Conf Sunday On VC-25A, Karoline Leavitt Press Conf Tuesday, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, No One Cares-Epstein & Guthrie, Bad Parents=Cussing Kids, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Many Dumb/Lazy/Empty Drama Stories Found On NYP, A Source Says…, Bondi Clickbait, Trump News Is On Truth Social, Tiger Woods-NO ONE CARES-it’s golf, Music Drama-not US NEWS, Moped Crash-bad ‘journalism’, Tabloid Trash Stories, Old Missing Persons Stories, Guthrie/Epstein-no one cares, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY/Cali Prominent Crime Hellholes.}

Thursday PM. {Beloved Pam Bondi Gets Different Job-Trump Will Miss Her, Misogynist Dems Hate Women In Trump Admin, Trump Speech Included Same Detailed Iran Plan, Karoline Leavitt Press Conf Tuesday, Artemis Manned Rocket To Leave Earth Orbit, Apr 2d-U.S. House/ Senate Again Passed Different Versions Of HR 7147 (DHS/TSA), Reconciliation Bills/Process?, DOW/ CENTCOM Iran War Updates, Trump Protecting US Businesses With Targeted Tariffs, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Dumbest News Outlets Count On Tiger Woods Drama, When Congress In Recess-Immature News Outlets Cover Drama Stories, Mamdani Isn’t US NEWS, NYP Insists LA (Louisiana) Is Same As L.A.-not, ‘Alleged’? Chinese Spy?, Army Guy Retires-not news, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local Hellhole Crime-NY/Cali.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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