Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Trump Makes News On Truth Social, Military Expert Rebukes Sen Warren Claims About USA Allies-Defense Hearing Today, CENTCOM Military Update On Iran’s War, Court: Illegal Aliens Can Be Detained Without Bond, Democrats’ DHS Shutdown, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Maduro To Be In Court Today, Americans Grateful That ICE Easing TSA Shortage, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Earlier Photos Showed Plane Crash Damage, Media Fabricates Mystery Clickbait, No One Knows Who Maher Is, Guthrie Family Still Grieving-not news-now exploiting it with interviews, Sicko Writers-Chase Amputee Cornhole Clickbait, Young Man Dies-Falls Of Vehicle-not US NEWS, Fear Of Homos?-Really?-Actual Fear?, Correction for NYP: L.A. Metro, Local Traffic-Not US NEWS, Plane Landed Safely, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Old Man Dies In Attack-Underground Trains.}

Thursday PM. {Trump Will Save TSA Worker’s Pay-Amid Democrat TSA Shutdown, Democrats’ Vote To Extend The Painful TSA Shutdown 54/46, Trump Makes News On Truth Social, Trump WH Cabinet Meeting, CENTCOM Military Update On Iran’s War, Expert Rebukes Sen Warren Claims About USA Allies-Defense Hearing, Court: Illegal Aliens Can Be Detained Without Bond, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Cute Lady Teacher Has Sex With Your Kid, Disgraced Democrat Accused Of Stealing FEMA Money, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Mystery Local Crime Verdict-no one cares, Erupt?-dumb headline josh, Investments Volatile During War, Man Steals Organic Eagle Food From Alligators-Some Might Be Baby Alligators!, Sharp Toothed Alligators vs Not Sharp Toothed Alligators, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {CALINY Hellholes.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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