Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Tuesday AM. {Congress Hearings Today: Low-cost Munitions, Examine Arctic Frost-Dems Spied On 1000’s Of Right Wing Supporters, SCOTUS Oral Arguments Tuesday- DHS Lawsuit, Durbin Celebrates Disgraced Democrat Mueller Of Russia Hoax- Passed Away, Trump Truth Social- Iran/ Hormuz- ICE [no masks] Helping To Speed Up TSA Lines, Democrats’ DHS Shutdown, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Dems Reveal Shocking News: Kash Patel Drank Beer!, The Big Dems Lie-2020 Election Fraud, ‘Struggling’ Families Take Child Tax Credit For 16yrs-THEN Their Kids Go To Spring Break!, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Oil Refinery Explosion, Bad Audio At An Event-not US NEWS, NYP:LA Louisiana Homelessness-Other News Outlets Use L.A. For Los Angeles, Death Drama-Final Words-no one cares, Guessing How Crash Victim Survived?-not news, Generic Statement About Crashes-Media Runs As A ‘Story’, Often-Grass Is Green, British Royals-no one cares, Sports Drama Is NOT NEWS, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Guessing How Crash Victim Survived?-not news, Generic Statement About Crashes-Media Runs As A ‘Story’, Often-Grass Is Green.}

Tuesday PM. {Trump Confirms Iran Talks HUGE!, Congress Hearing Today-Arctic Frost Spying, SCOTUS Oral Arguments Tuesday- DHS Lawsuit, Trump Swears In Mullin-DHS Secretary, Democrats’ DHS Shutdown, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Gale Wind Warnings! HAZARDOUS Seas!, Democrats Lied About No Iran Conflict Plan-There Was A Plan The ENTIRE TIME!, Fetterman Sees Democrat Screwup On Govt Shutdown, ICE Makes A Difference At Airports-news report, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Trash News Outlet? NYP Penthouse Pet Story, Man Made A Threat Online, Local Cop Story-not US NEWS, Cali Union-no one cares-not news, Sweetheart Deal and Child Rape In Same Headline-SICKO Writers?, Politician Lied-Schumer Jeffries etc But Media Too Afraid? To Say So, Sick Story About Old Airplane Crash-just days after recent crash, Sinister Local Real Estate-RETARDED NYP Story, Local Business Break-in-NYP Stupid US NEWS Feed, Downtown Louisiana Explosives per NYP:LA, Lawyer Cried, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NYP-News Feed Is Bottomless Hellhole.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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