Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Saturday AM. {CENTCOM Iran Military Update, Georgia Suspends State Gas Tax, Trump Talk In Memphis Monday, Democrats’ DHS Shutdown-36 Days, Senate Hearing Wed/Thurs-USA Intel-Patel/ Tulsi Gabbard, Obama Military Actions Without Congress, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Alaskans Allowed To Vote Without Proof Of Citizenship?, RIVERS FLOOD WARNINGS!-Washington-Monroe, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Is A Weekend Writer A Journalist? No, LA-Officially Means Louisiana, Local Home Invasion, Local Real Estate-not news, TSA SCARE-Media Plays Up Travel Panic Stories, Mamdani-Stupid, Epstein/ Guthrie/ Norris/ John Ritter/ Rob Reiner-still dead, Taylor Swift/ Rosie Odonnell/ Big Bird-still alive, Old Murder Isn’t Weekend ‘News’, What Might Happen-Maybe-Possibly-Might Not- Cuba, Cheap Writers Write Dumb Stories, Lady Injured By Black Man, GoFundMe Helps Man Who Doesn’t Need Help, Man Wears 1970’s Dress, Pervy Weekend Writers?-so many weekend perv stories, Sports Is Drama-not news, Toddler Talks Like A Big Baby-Dada, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY/Cali Hellholes.}

Saturday PM. {Senator Lee On Senate Floor, CENTCOM Iran Military Update, Senate Hearing Wed/Thurs-USA Intel-Patel/ Tulsi Gabbard, Georgia Suspends State Gas Tax, Trump Talk In Memphis Monday, Upcoming Supreme Court Oral Arguments, Democrats’ DHS Shutdown-36 Days, Obama Military Actions Without Congress, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Alaskans Allowed To Vote Without Proof Of Citizenship?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Epstein & Guthrie are still missing or dead, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY/Cali Hellholes-proof? Look at local papers.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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