Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Trump Talk In Memphis Today, Trump and President Of Japan- Dinner Last Night, Senate Hearing Wed/Thurs-USA Intel-Patel/ Tulsi Gabbard, Obama Military Actions Without Congress (Against 7+ Countries), SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Alaskans Allowed To Vote Without Proof Of Citizenship?, Take Care Of Cuba-after Iran per Prez, Accountability For Harvard’s Jew Hating?, Trump Calls Out SOME NATO Members, Dumb Women Dressed Stupidly In Public, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Tipping Containers Story?-weekend lazy ‘news’ has started, NY Wifey Lil Lady Of Mamdani, Quaint Trailer Park Photo-Yay!, Squatter-no one cares, Blues Brothers-not clickbait, Two Planes Didn’t Crash-yawn, Man Lives Quietly-Sells Eggs-BREAKING NEWS!, PADDLEBOARDS!-not US NEWS, A Lot Of Old Men Look Like Epstein-Also-Dead Men Look Like Epstein, No One Knows What Cesar Chavez Is-not news, Woman Was Stabbed, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Dog Kills Newborn Human Baby, Girl Accidentally Killed Herself, Would-Be Mom Killed Baby.}

Friday PM. {Trump Talk In Memphis Monday, Democrats’ DHS Shutdown Enters 35th Day, Trump and President Of Japan- Dinner Last Night, Senate Hearing Wed/Thurs-USA Intel-Patel/ Tulsi Gabbard, Obama Military Actions Without Congress (Against 7+ Countries), SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Alaskans Allowed To Vote Without Proof Of Citizenship?, Awesome Teacher Had Child Porn, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Racist Rap Music Spending, What Is An ‘LI Girl’?-Creepy weekend writers, Restaurant Cuss Word-dumbest weekend writers, Cops Work During Snow Fall-wow!, Mamdani-no one cares, Recreation Center-no story, A Judge Kept Court Under Control-yawn, Empire State-why?, Shark Bite, Chuck Norris Dead, Man Has DUI’s, Lesbian Lover Clickbait, 2 Stories About Local Car Crash In US NEWS?-weird, Louisiana Traffic Jam per NYP:LA, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {16yr Old Climbs Cell Tower-Died.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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