Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Wednesday AM. {Congress Hearings-Markwayne Mullins DHS, Democrats Briefed On Iran A Lot In 2 Weeks, Obama Took Military Actions Without Congress (Against 7+ Countries), CENTCOM, SAVE America Act-Elections-Women-Kids, Take Care Of Cuba-after Iran per Prez, Biased And Outright Lying Media-Need To Be Fixed, If College Is Too Expensive-Explain Spring Break!, Media Shamefully Still Exploiting Guthrie, Trump Lowering Gas Prices, Pretti & Renee Were Involved In Minneapolis Domestic Terror, Democrats Continue To Deny The Actions Of Pretti & Renee, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {No One Cares-Epstein & Guthrie, Music Video Drama Isn’t US NEWS, Wacky Rand Paul-Makes Crazy Accusations In Hearing, Local Tower Drama-no one cares, Local Industrial Death-not US NEWS, NYP Turning Into A Drama Rag?, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Lady Slashed-Hellhole.}

Wednesday PM. {Democrats Lied About War USA Casualties, Democrats Today Publicly Trashed Obama’s ‘Unconstitutional’ Wars (at least 7 of them), Press Secretary Press Conf, Congress Hearings-Markwayne Mullins DHS, Democrats Briefed On Iran A Lot In 2 Weeks, Obama Took Military Actions Without Congress (Against 7+ Countries), CENTCOM, Sanctuary Cities Spend TONS Of Money On Illegal Aliens Instead Of Citizens, SAVE America Act- Saves Elections/ Women/ Kids, Take Care Of Cuba-after Iran, Casualties like the KC-135 accident are distinct from those resulting directly from combat hostilities. Six American service members were killed specifically due to Iranian attacks, Awesome Teacher-Sex With Your Kid!!!, Child Tax Credit Pays For Spring Breakers?, Republicans Want USA To Be Great!, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {No One Cares-Epstein & Guthrie, Wacky Rand Paul-Makes Crazy Accusations In Hearing, Racist Name-Afroman, Man Doesn’t Drive Convertible To Work?, Lady Posts Video-not US NEWS, Fixing A House-not news, Nothing New About UFOs-dumb writers write dumb stories for dumb people anyway, Skiing Isn’t EVER News, ‘add odds’?, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local NY Writers Think NY Stuff Is National News-STUPID!, Basketball Isn’t News-It’s Entertainment.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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