Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Tuesday AM. {USA’s Iran Conflict Plans Still Very Clear From Day One Feb 28th, Democrats Briefed MANY Times On Iran In 2 Weeks, Obama Took (Illegal?) Military Actions (Against 7 Countries) Without Congress, Congress Hearings-Defense Foreign Sales, Trump EO Signing Monday, CENTCOM, SAVE America Act-Elections-Women-Kids, Cuba-after Iran per Prez, President Takes Action Against Fraud, Awesome Teacher Has Video Of Abusing Boy, NYP Compensated By Amazon Ad Posing As Amazon Story?, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {No One Cares-Epstein & Guthrie, UFO Claims, Baywatch Isn’t Clickbait-isn’t US NEWS, Small Pack Of Cheese-Possible E Coli-humans already have some E. coli, Local TV-not US NEWS, Creepy Drunk General-Queer (odd) Story By Eccentric Writer, Pretty Meteor, Local Gun Shot, Local Building Fire-no one else cares, Old Murder-Dumb Headline-Little King King Creepy Crew, Drama-House Ruined By Flood, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NYC News Is Local Metro News Right?}

Tuesday PM. {Democrats Briefed On Iran A Lot In 2 Weeks, Obama Took Military Actions Without Congress (Against 7+ Countries), Trump Press Talk In Oval Office, Congress Hearings-Markwayne Mullins DHS, CENTCOM, SAVE America Act-Elections-Women-Kids, Guess Which 47 Democrat Senators Are Against Democracy, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Cuba-wait for it, No One Cares-Epstein & Guthrie, Bumbling NYP-Most Immature ‘News’ Rag-no mystery, Local Court Trial-yawn, Cleavage Riddle, Chocolate Handprints-Exploiting Dead Little Boy For Pervy Grownup Clicks, Car Cannot Torpedo On Land, Passenger Recalled A Ride-yawn, Housing Plans-Yay!, A Second Chocolate Story-AMAZING, Wineries Are Not ‘Famous’, NYP Doesn’t Know State Codes-LA Is Louisiana, Meteorologists Often Admit They Don’t Know Anything, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Hellhole-man shoots man.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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