Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Monday AM. {USA’s Clear Iran Conflict Plans Steady From Day One Feb 28th, EPIC FURY- ‘experts’ guess and Democrats Lie, CNN Is Lying About Epic Fury-WH gov, CENTCOM Monday Iran Update, Trump Press Conf Sunday on VC-25A [AF-1], Trump Modernizing Mortgage Process, SAVE America Act-Elections-Women-Kids, Cuba, Media Gets Their News From Trump Pressers And Truth Social, Democrat Scam Against Trump Says A Whistleblower, High Damaging Winds/ Rare Snow/ Weeks Of Rain/ Power Outages Snohomish County-not reported by nat’l news?, Trump Going After FRAUD!-Democrats Don’t Like Fraud Investigations, CHILD TAX CREDIT PAYS FOR SPRING BREAK!, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {No One Cares-Epstein & Guthrie, Burglars Steal From Houses, Trump/ China Xi Clickbait-no story-might maybe possibly, Local Fake Human Ashes, Travel Clickbait, People Running At The Beach, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY/ Cali Hellhole.}

Monday PM. {USA’s Iran Conflict Plans Clear From Day One Feb 28th, White House Press Conference, CENTCOM Monday Iran Update, Trump Press Conf Sunday on VC-25A [AF-1], Trump Modernizing Mortgage Process, SAVE America Act-Elections-Women-Kids, Cuba, Press Reports On Illegal Aliens Voting In US, Trump Confirms Condition Of Iran Conflict, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {No One Cares-Epstein & Guthrie, ‘bigs’?, The DUMBEST Writing Of Headline/ Story? EVER!-congrats Little King King, Cali Driving Route, Media Claimed Gunshots Make Spoiled Spring-Breakers Run, What Is An LI? A Liver Disease?, Local Fentanyl Arrest, Odd So-Called Smile Makes National News?-Amid So Many Other Real Stories, Mamdani Can Walk-Attend versus March?-what’s your story?, Old Story-No Wedge-Same Iran Question To JD Vance Was Asked In Previous Weeks, People Talk About Sex Online-yawn, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY/Cali NYP Reports Local Hellhole News.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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