Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Congress Hearing Today-Shut Down Sanctuary Policies Act, Hearing Today-U.S. Defense Strategy and Posture, Senate Fails Vote To Shut Down EPIC FURY, Trump Business Round Table, Minnesota Fraud Hearing-Walz/ Ellison/ Creepy ‘Pastor’, DHS-Kristi Noem’s Did GREAT Wednesday In Hearing, Democrats In MN Scared Their OWN CHILDREN About ICE, No One Cares-Epstein & Gutherie, Doorbell Cameras Drawbacks, States Admit They Under Staff Police Depts?-Congress Meeting, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Trashy Nat’l Enquirer Style Pantless Headline, NYP:LA Louisiana City Hall, Water Polo Star?, Local Traffic News, News Hosts-no one cares, Court Riddle Drama, Nasty Language In A Divorce Case, Mamdani-no one cares, Learns Fate-lazy news writers, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Man And Girl Killed.}

Thursday PM. {Shut Down Sanctuary Policies Act, Senate AND US House Vote To Keep EPIC FURY, Trump Keeping Electricity Prices Down, Kristi Noem ‘To Spend More Time With Family’, Disgraced Democrats In MN Scared Their OWN CHILDREN About ICE, No One Cares-Epstein, Guthrie Was A February Fad, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Lottery Isn’t News Any More Than Casinos, Girl Scout Cookie Clickbait, Recycled Autopen Story, Making Assassination Attempt Into Clickbait Drama, Man Didn’t Die In Freezing Water, Bicycle Helmet Recall, What Is An LI In Nat’l News?, Brett Guthrie, Cell Phone Stolen, Ladwp/Lausd What?, Noem Drama-About A 5-Second Story, Bathrooms For Sex-Only?-Isn’t That A Bedroom?, NYP:LA Louisiana Marathon, Most People Didn’t See Ace Ventura, Perv Media Is Butt And Squatting Obsessed, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Last Week’s News About Islamist Shooter.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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