Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Wednesday AM. {Minnesota Fraud Hearing-Walz/ Ellison/ Creepy ‘Pastor’, Wednesday Hearings on DHS-Kristi Noem’s Success, Democrats In MN Scared Their OWN CHILDREN About ICE, No One Cares-Epstein & Gutherie, 4 to 5 Week Mission In Iran Continuing, Crockett Loses Election, Trump Endorsed Candidates Win Primaries, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Missing Virginia Man, ‘Days Away’-not a story, Local Bar Shooting-Hero Cops, Seriously? Restaurant Opening In US NEWS?, BLM Drama, AI Drama, NY Politics-no one cares, Drunk Bus Driver, Repeated Reprint Of Same Story Again and Again, Cali Clickbait For Dummies-Newsom Schwarzenegger, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Lady Attacked/Killed By Dogs.}

Wednesday PM. {USA Obliterating Iranian Terror Regime Update, Senate Fails Vote To Shut Down EPIC FURY, Trump Business Round Table, White House Press Conference, Minnesota Fraud Hearing-Walz/ Ellison/ Creepy ‘Pastor’, House Hearing on DHS-Kristi Noem’s Success, Democrats In MN Scared Their OWN CHILDREN About ICE, No One F’n Cares-Epstein & Gutherie, Update On Lawsuits Against Trump Admin, ICE Suspects Pretti/Renee-Hateful Cussers- Joined In Terrorizing Community, Does Tiny Moskowitz Have A Lonely Sex Life?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Garbage Trash Junk News Tonight By Dumb Media, NYP Still Clueless About Louisiana-Louisiana Is Officially LA!, Lazy Local News Shoved Into National News Feed, Someone Shoved A Little Girl-NOT US NEWS, 2 Arrests-not US NEWS, 2 Deaths In A Park Somewhere-NOT US NEWS, Whiskey, Cops Saved Someone From Car-Not Recently, LGBT Drama-no one cares, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Is A Hellhole Per NY News Outlets.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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