Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Tuesday AM. {Congress Hearing on DHS-Kristi Noem’s Success, ICE Suspects Pretti/Renee-Hateful-Joined In Terrorizing Community, Democrats/ Durbin Ignore Biden’s Policies That Invited Rape Of ‘Immigrant Women/Children’, Iranian Regime’s Decades of Terrorism Against USA, Just Noise-Democrats Spewing Midterm Election Attacks Over Operation Epic Fury, No One Cares-Epstein & Gutherie, Snowed In D.C. Yesterday, USA Officials CONFIRM Iran Claimed To Have Uranium For Nuclear Bombs!, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Military Contractors Sell Military Equipment To The Military-not news, Is ‘Lausd’? National News?/ US NEWS?, Old Story-Lady Fell Off A Cliff-Died, Big Boys Raped 12yr Old, Local Small Plane Accident, Murder Mystery Riddle Headline?, Awesome Nurse Had Sex, Takes 5 Writers To Write Headline About TV Ads!!!-wow-no headline about rapes of immigrant women mentioned in Noem Hearing Today?, Man Had Intense Reaction, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local Man Kills Wife-murder/suicide, Local Gunman Shot Dead By Cops-Yay!}

Tuesday PM. {Trump Press Conference Today, Tuesday/Wednesday Hearings on DHS-Kristi Noem’s Success, Democrats Ignore Biden’s Policies That Invited Rape Of ‘Immigrant Women/Children’, Iranian Regime’s Decades of Terrorism Against USA, Just Noise-Democrats Spewing Midterm Election Attacks Over Operation Epic Fury, No One Cares-Epstein & Gutherie, Teacher Has Big Knockers/Nice Legs, Clintons Received ‘Special Treatment’ For Depositions-Two Level Congressional System For Subpoenas?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Dragging Cops?, Drama On Israel/USA Attack Timing?, Local Kid Arrested For Having Gun At School, Newsom-no one cares, Firefighter Rank Numbers, Lazy East Coast Media-Infects Cali With Lazy ‘news’, Kid Wasn’t Really Dead-Really-Not Really, What is an LI?, Lausd Isn’t US NEWS, Chilling Details-yawn-writers are boring, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Man Stabbed Others In Road Rage.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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