Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Wednesday AM. {Bad Parents Harm Kids With Social Media, Disgraced Media Exploits Gutherie-Day 18, DOJ To Congress-Epstein 6pg Letter, Marco Rubio Speech, Zelenskyy Insults America Again, NY Fed Tariff Study Debunked By Expert, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {NYP;LA Louisiana-no wait-It’s Another Media Retarded Headline, Dumb Hollywood Clickbait-not nat’l news, Worthless Writers Proof-Giraffe Hair Story, Headline Leaves Out Word ‘Primary’ In Cali Governor Story, Shirtless Men-gross, Young Man Falls Into Water-not dead-not US NEWS, Dumbest Inane Branding-pod force one? On a plane? What? Apple? Stupid, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Man Kills His Sister, Flood In Cali-just like floods in Washington In Nov/Dec.}

Wednesday PM. {Media Exploits Gutherie-Day 18, Bad Parents Harm Kids With Social Media, White House Briefing, Black People Love Trump, Trump Travel To Georgia Thursday, Addicted To Social Media-Or Just Plain Stupid?, Idiots Blame Social Media For Problems, Another Illegal Alien Attacks USA Citizen, Judge Wyld USA Star Influencer!, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Media Is Gay Obsessive For East Coast Gun Man, Dumb Sewer Phrases, COO?, Small East Coast Airport-no one cares, Louisiana Police Dept, Mamdani NY Newsom Cali-RETARDED Media Becomes Worthless-NYP Downhill Slide?, Grandma? Not Clickbait, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Thrill Seeking Skiers Dead.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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