Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Monday AM. {Pam Bondi Did What You Wanted-Created Your Epstein List For YOU!, factba.se, Tracking VC-25A, DHS Gov Latest On X, Marco Rubio Public Schedule, Republicans Question MN AG Ellison, Dads Are Horrible-All Moms Are Awesome, Dad Stabbed His Kid, America Doesn’t Care About Guthrie-Only The Media Cares, Obama Confesses He Lied About Aliens, Another Awesome Fat Mom Kills Her Kid-Such Love!, Trump Fights For National AI Safety Rules, Even Another SMALL PLANE CRASH!, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Old Lady Guthrie-90000 Others-Still Missing, Musician Died Years Ago, Man Stabbed In Costa Rica, Surfing Legend-LOL, Models With Boring Bodies, Iran Says…essentially nothing, Purse Styles Isn’t US NEWS, Murder 30yrs Ago, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Couple Shot-both died, Home Fire-1 Dead.}

Monday PM. {Snohomish Missing Lady, Bondi Created Your Epstein List For YOU!, Marco Rubio Schedule, globe.adsbexchange-icao=adfdf9, DHS Gov Latest On X, Media Exploits Missing Old Lady-Guthrie-Day 16, School Worker LOVES Your Kid!-yes-another one, World Leader Laughs AT Hillary-duh!, Phobia Is A Fear-Did Someone Fear Gay People?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {RI? What The Heck Is That?-Oh That’s Right-Stupid Writers, Retarded Stranger Follow ‘Guthrie’, NY Politics-not US NEWS, Exploiting Victim Of ‘Stabbed Man’ Story, Boat Fire-no death-darn it, Hard Hitting Story About Packed Food, Park Riddle-double stupid, Lady Wants ‘Love’, Measles In Florida, Money Laundering? To Kamala’s Campaign Debt, Man Stole A Purse-not US NEWS, RFKJR+ Did Drugs-yawn, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Man Killed His Wife In February.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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