Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Sunday AM. {Typically 90000 People Are Missing In USA, Leftists Are Exploiting/Mobilizing Kids To ‘Fight’ ICE Agents, People Recklessly Wanted An Epstein List-DOJ Delivered What They Wanted, Ukraine/ Russia Prisoner Releases, Trump Speaks To Military At Fort Bragg, DHS Gov Latest On X, Republicans Question MN AG Ellison, Media Exploits Missing Old Lady-Guthrie-Day 15, Awesome Mom Drowns Her Kid In Toilet Waste-congrats Moms, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Only 2in Of Snow-LSL-laugh snort laugh, Immature Weekend Writer-Writes Classless Drama Stories and clickbait Name Dropping, Epstein Trump Barack Michelle Obama Prince Harry, Hillary Says…no one cares, February-Still Just Winter Weather-no US NEWS, Old Fire Photo For Winter Weather Story?, Local Man Went For A Run-not news, SF Judges Preferred Over Louisiana Judges? Ref NYP;LA, Retarded Weekend-Poet Story, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {ANOTHER Small Plane Crash-2026, Winter-Lady Falls Through Ice-dead.}

Sunday PM. {Pam Bondi Did What You Wanted-Created Your Epstein List For YOU!, Trump Speaks To Military At Fort Bragg, DHS Gov Latest On X, Republicans Question MN AG Ellison, Media Exploits Missing Old Guthrie Lady, Weakend Lazy Writers Get News From Trump Truth Social, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Phobia Means ‘Fear’-Media Clueless, Cobain-no one cares-at this point-what does it matter, Washington Post (the post?), NY Park-no one cares, Building Fire-no one died, Misc Flag, Pathetic Weekend Writers-so sad, Coast Guard Helped A Boater, Weakend Writer Searched For Dogs Stories, Trump Didn’t Go After Obama-But Obama Says Something ‘Back’?, Miss Cali Has An Ordinary Bland Body-2009, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {ANOTHER Small Plane Crash-dog abuse, Man Killed His Wife.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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