Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Judiciary Hearing on Monitoring Grift, DHS Senate Oversight with MN AG Ellison, MISSING OLD LADY BODY FOUND!!!-NY, Media Exploits Missing Old Lady-Guthrie-Day 13, Update On Lawsuits Against Trump Admin, The 14th Of Each Month Is Valentines Day, Blue State California Federal Money Fraud, Colorado Funnels Money To Illegal Aliens-FOR COLLEGE!, School Training For Insurrection Against ICE, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Who Is Spencer? Creepy Local News In (ref NYP:LA) Louisiana, Local Cali Politics Never Is US NEWS, ‘Jenner’ Isn’t Clickbait, Missing People Cases Are Similar-Someone Is Missing, Dumbest Writers Are Weekend Writers, Marine Fell Off Ship In 2025?, Term ‘Podcast’ Is For Apple Streams, Creepy Perv Weekend Writers Love SEX Stories, Drama Report-Media Hot On The Drama Trail, Grieving Family Is Sad, Media Stokes Guthrie Drama, Dead Man’s Last Meal, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Two People Shot Dead-NC, Lady Killed At Drive Thru.}

Friday PM. {DHS Secretary Noem Talks Election Integrity, Trump Speaks To Military At Fort Bragg, DHS Senate Oversight with MN AG Ellison, Media Exploits Missing Old Lady-Guthrie-Day 13, Gender Oopsie-Serious Harm, Ukraine Has Chane To Accept Peace, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {The (Washington) Post Traced Missing Lady Home?, Dumbest Writers Put Tortoise News In US NEWS Feed, Local Sentencing For Car Crash, Bad Food-No One Sick, Mamdani Isn’t News, Mamdani Farts, Home Blogger And Church ‘Terrorist’ Don Lemon Said…no one cares, Disease Riddle Headline-Sicko Journalist, Skunk News, , Lam, Sharks Live In Water-duh!, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Dumb Lady Died 2 Weeks Ago.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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