Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Monday AM. {Upcoming 58 House/Senate Hearings, Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads The Fifth, DOW Hegseth Cuts Graduate Funding To Harvard, Scott Bessent In USA Senate Financial Hearing, Trump Media Interview Clips WH gov, Update On Lawsuits Against Trump Admin, Media’s Favorite Missing Lady-Still Missing, ICE Suspects Pretti/Renee-Hateful Cussers, Gabbard Protecting Classified Info From Attorney Disclosure, Media Exploits One Missing Elderly Lady Of 90000 Missing People For Gutherie Clickbait, Awesome Mom Sentenced For Killing Kid, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {More Retarded Local Winter Weather-North and South? -generic yawn, Random Person ‘Urging’ Trump-not a story, NYP:LA Louisiana Wanna Be Mayor-activist article?, Thousands Of People Shovel Snow For Neighbors-not news, Day’s Old Pirro News, McDonalds-no story, Trash News-Mystery Accident, Only A Few Out Of Electrical Power-not US NEWS, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Car Crash Victim-didn’t die.}

Monday PM. {Ghislaine Maxwell Video GOPOversight on X, Upcoming 58 House/Senate Hearings, Trump Media Interview Clips WH gov, Scott Bessent-Senate Financial Hearing, Missing Lady-Still Missing-It’s Still Just Local News, More People Didn’t Care About The Super Bowl-Than Cared About It, ICE Suspects Pretti/Renee-Hateful Cussers, Gutherie-clickbait, Lady Gave Laxatives To Kids, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {‘Minnesota Governor’-clickbait, Disney Drama-no one cares, TikTok-no one cares, Car Crash-not US NEWS, Olympic Person Says…no one cares, NY Crime-not US NEWS, Local Pedophile, Newsom clickbait, Man Ran Track With Women, Salon News Isn’t US NEWS, Random Senator Said…, Retarded Writer Wrote About NY Politics In US NEWS, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {ANOTHER small Airplane Crashes, Old Man Slipped On Ice-Died, Gun Shot In School-1 Dead?-nope-just injured.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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