Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Sunday AM. {DOJ FBI Press Conf On Benghazi Arrest, DOW Hegseth Cuts Graduate Funding To Harvard, Update On Lawsuits Against Trump Admin,
Scott Bessent In USA Senate Financial Hearing, Trump Speaks At National Prayer Breakfast, Trump Media Interview Clips WH gov, Minneapolis Rioters Are Retarded, 600000 Missing People In USA Per Year, Measles At Disney, English Language Driver’s Test, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Winter Weather Is Cold, Crockett Is A Screwup-duh!, Missing Lady Still Missing-not news, Media Runs With Claim Against Gabbard, Riddle Headline About Missing Lady? Media Exploits Tragedy, A Man Quit His Job-yawn, Mamdani-no one cares, Man Goes To A Ball Game-so what?, Diet Pills For Lazy People, Old Rape, Newsom-no one cares, Tricycle Stolen-retarded lazy weekend media, NYP:LA Louisiana Council Member-no one cares, NYP:LA Louisiana Rioter With Gun, Olympics-no one cares, Charlie Kirk Still Dead-Others? Epstein-Reiner-Gilligan-Pretti-Renee-Other Dead People-still dead, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Another Small Plane Emergency.}

Sunday PM. {No Sports On TV Today BUT… Sports Return To Sundays Next Weekend-Daytona Race, Trump Speaks At National Prayer Breakfast Yesterday, Trump Media Interview Clips WH gov, DOW Hegseth Cuts Graduate Funding To Harvard, Congress Hearings This Week!, Suspects Pretti/Renee-Hateful Cusser, Renee-ditto, Zukerberg/ Musk/ Epstein Clickbait-Epstein Still Dead-So Is Charlie Kirk And John Ritter, Democrat Party-Chaos Party, Bessent Is Now Clickbait, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Missing Old Lady-Still Missing, Some People Believe NFL Is Real, Perv Weekend Writers-Butt Injection, Local Saturday Night Party-no US NEWS, Local Official Stole Funds, Dumb Amusement Park-Is Not US NEWS, How To Tap A Sheriff, Mr. Bean, Bishop’s Cheeks?, Skiers Die-It’s Dangerous, Wild Dog In Louisiana NYP:LA, Jeffries Is A Clog In The Toilet, Old Man Died-yup, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Dead Bodies In NY-yawn, NY Car Accident-1 Dead.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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