Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Scott Bessent In USA Senate Financial Hearing, Trump Speaks At National Prayer Breakfast Yesterday, Trump Media Interview Clips WH gov, Trump Rx Talk To USA Last Night, Media’s Favorite Missing Lady-Still Missing, ICE Arrests More With Minneapolis Cave In-Yay!, Suspects Pretti/Renee FAFO-Pretti Violent On Video – Hateful Cusser, Renee-ditto, Another Awesome Teacher-Touching The Kids, US Govt Investigating Ilhan Omar Suspicious Family, Photo Of Obamas Is Fake-They Aren’t Really Gorillas, Judge Wyld Is Victim Of Covid Biz Loan Fraud, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Riddle Headlines-Stumped People Won’t Click, Unions Threaten People-duh!, Breaking News-Clocks Tick-seriously?, Comic Books-no one tracks this, Retarded East Coast Winter Time Weather Reports-not US NEWs, Why Are Animal Pics Of Obamas Racist?, Olympics Isn’t News-It’s Entertainment, Olympics Drama Isn’t News-It’s Just Stupid, Olympic Athletes Don’t Represent Their Country-Seek Their Own Glory, Epstein Riddle Clickbait, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Car Crash-Teenage Driver Dead.}

Friday PM. {Update On Lawsuits Against Trump Admin, Scott Bessent In USA Senate Financial Hearing, Trump Speaks At National Prayer Breakfast Yesterday, Trump Media Interview Clips WH gov, Media’s Favorite Missing Lady-Still Missing, Minneapolis Trashes Their Businesses-Blame Trump!, Charlie Kirk Still Dead-Still Being Exploited, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {NY Politics-no one cares, Schumer Stops A Local Tunnel’s Construction-yawn, Cardinals-no one cares, Local Vandalism-not US NEWS, Huckabee Said…, Are The Remains Alive?, Some People Boo-not news, Theft Of A Cart-not news, Speeding Violation, Olive Garden-not clickbait, Schwarzenegger Rides A Bicycle In Louisiana Per NYP:LA, Who Is ‘Ruffalo’?, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Stabbing In Louisiana Misleading-ref NYP:LA.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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