Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Scott Bissent In USA Congress Financial Hearing, Minneapolis Gives In And Helps ICE-Yay!, Can’t Rewrite Suspects Pretti/Renee-Pretti Violent On Video–Hateful Cussing Attacker/ Renee-ditto, Schumer/Jeffries-Still Obstructing Needed USA Security Budget, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Local Missing Old Lady Still Missing-not US NEWS, Takes 5 Writers To Say Trump Told A Joke, Epstein’s Testosterone, Kamala-no one cares, Shooting Last September, Man Danced In Louisiana-Louisiana Mayor Runs For Office-ref x2 NYP:LA, Is ‘Cheeky’/’Smug’/’Finally’ News? Or Opinion?, Church Drama, Local Building Fire, Fishing Shack-yawn, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Helicopter Crash In Arizona, Lady And Kids Missing-suddenly?-not related to TV show person?, Winter-People Die In Snowmobile Crashes, Lady Killed In Illinois.}

Thursday PM. {Scott Bissent In Senate Financial Hearing Today, White House Press Brief Today, Trump Speaks At National Prayer Breakfast, Trump Media Interview Clips WH gov, Trump Address To USA Tonight, Media’s Favorite Missing Lady-Still Missing, Minneapolis Gives In And Helps ICE-Yay!, Schumer/Jeffries-Still Obstructs Security Budget, Pretti Violent On Video – Hateful Cusser, Renee-ditto, Epstein and Swalwell Trashy Tabloid Articles, Russia/Ukraine Release Many Prisoners, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Missing Lady Still Missing-not US NEWS, Kamala-no one cares, Tattoo-Antifa-Madman-Murder-ICE-stupid clickbait, NY Toxins, Cali Universities-no one cares, Son Grieves His Dad’s Death-not US NEWS, Kangaroo-nuff said, Disney-no one cares, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Is Crime Hellhole.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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