Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Tuesday AM. {Super Weak-Lazy News Media Today, Chaotic Democrats Fail To Keep Government Open-Again, Congress Upcoming Hearings-Examining Fraud in Medicare and Medicaid, Tincher v Noem-Trump Win For ICE In MN, Get Rioters Out Of Minnesota!, Millions In USA Have A GREAT WINTER!-Moderate Temps-No Snow, Fun With Epstein File Library At Justice gov /epstein, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Local Sex Crimes-kids/animals-not Top US NEWS, Decades Old Murder, Louisiana Perv Story-ref NYP:LA, Rogue Rand Paul Is Not A Trump Ally-Media Skips That Part, Melinda Gates Epstein Clickbait Drama, Creepy Newsom-no one cares, L.A. Summer Olympics Drama, Media Obsessed With Sex Stories-Clickbait, Man Chokes Up-not US NEWS, Louisiana Scams People In Cali?, Eilish? Attia? What’s That?, 40% Of NY’rs Believe ‘Stories’ About ICE, Lady Double Crosses Husband?, Anti-ICE Funding-Might Be From Democrat Side Of The Political Spectrum Billionaires, Nazi Bank Accounts, Man Released On Bond, Local Car Jacker, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Lady Killed By Car.}

Tuesday PM. {Republicans Rescue USA From Another Democrat Govt Shutdown, Trump Oval Office Press Conf Today-Crushes CNN, Congress Hearing-Examining Fraud in Medicare and Medicaid, Pretti Violent On Video – Hateful Cusser, Renee-ditto, Judge Wyld Live Streams-Intelligent Talk, Reporter With A Stick Up Her Butt, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Local Missing Lady-still missing, Biden Murder Clickbait, Local Missing Lady Bumps ICE Stories?, Really? Someone Said Something 5 Years Ago? Wow!, Is A Turpin A Bird?, NY Train News-not US NEWS, Dead People Look Ghoulish-like Halloween-clickbait?, Lady Was Punched 2 Years Ago, Dang Journalists Are Lazy, Old Story 30M$ Payout In Seattle, Nadler/Vance Drama, Snow News Is NO NEWS, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Is A Jew Hating Hellhole-duh!}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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