Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Tuesday AM. {School Choice/ Venezuela Hearings Wednesday, Trump Invites Democrats To Help With ICE, Walz Walks Back From His Lies About ICE?, ICE Continues Wanted Operations In Minneapolis! Yay!, Cali Cops Helped ICE-YES! That’s what we voted for!, Noem Doing Excellent Job ‘Amid’ Being Politically Attacked, Trump To Help Louisiana Fire Victims-ref NYP:LA, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Retarded Little Brain Brain-connects no dots for Ilhan Clickbait, Manhole Copper Theft In Louisiana-ref NYP:LA, Outrageous Overblown Snow Coverage-continues, Mountain Lion-not US NEWS, Park Vandals-hard hitting story?, Sidney Sweeney In Underwear Photo-lazy trashy media, Doomsday Mom-no one cares, Melania Said-no one cares, Noem Related Political Drama-yawn, Media Drama Over ICE, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Young Man Died Outside In Winter, Deranged Lady Wanted To Someone To Kill Trump.}

Tuesday PM. {JW Calls For Protester Files To Be Released!, One Word Story-Trump Said ‘No’, Trump Press Conf WH Lawn, Trump Will Cain Show Talk, School Choice/ Venezuela Hearings Wednesday, Walz Walks Back From His Lies About ICE?, Suspect Shot Near Border-nothing to do with Suspect Pretti-media drama, Pretti Was Known Trouble Maker, Dragging Out Local Plane Crash On Upper East Coast, Caring Mom Put Dead Baby In Duffel Bag, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Man Fell Down While Running, School Burglary, Fight At Fast Food Joint-not US NEWS, East Coast Politician Said…, Gavin Newsom Sux-duuuh, Psycho Writers Write Psycho Headlines, Even 92yr Olds Can Be Losers, Pritzker Says…, Lady Took Millions Out Of Accounts, Snow Removal-not US NEWS, Cali Drama, Falling Through Ice Is NOT Storm Related, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {4 People-2 Are Adults-Died In A House.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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