Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Sunday AM. {Democrats To Exploit Victims With Schumer Govt Shutdown Again?, Alex Pretti Attacked Officers Amid Resisting Arrest-Show Video, Big Beautiful Ballroom, Rare Snow Doesn’t Mean It’s A Bad Storm, MILLIONS Of People Not Affected By Snow, Democrats Actually Defending Man Who Violently Resisted Detainment/Arrest-Attacked Cops, Free College Just Because Your Dad Died?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Sig Sauer P320 Might Have Random Firing Issue?, Winter Affects Airports-Every Winter, Local Murder Suspect Arrested-not US NEWS, Local School Closing-not US NEWS, Olympic Snowboarder-no one cares, Generic Homeless Story-for ‘weakend’ clickbait, Waffle House Is Not Out Of Business, Stupid Media Mention Prince Harry-no one cares, Man Punched At A Party-not news, Ted Cruz-clickbait, Family Of Dead Suspect-Sad, Frozen Food-not US NEWS, Local Racoon-not US NEWS, NJ and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Millions Of People Not In Ice or Snow-probably experiencing local tragedy/crime-US NEWS media ignores them because they don’t live in NY.}

Sunday PM. {Big Beautiful Ball Room, Trump Offers For Democrats To Help, Ukraine / Russia What are they saying, Schumer Govt Shutdown Again?, Alex Pretti Attacked Officers Amid Resisting Arrest, Kristi Noem DHS X, Legislation As Of Jan 22d #55, NY’rs Are ‘Brave’ For Playing In Snow?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Wife Of Louisiana Charity-Drama-ref NYP:LA, Canada’s Downfall Drama, Disgraced Failed Ex-President Obama-no one cares, Shirtless Robber, Dead Suspect’s Family Grieve, ‘kiddie’? Seriously Unprofessional, Walz Is Super Retarded-And Proud Of It, Louisiana Official Supports ICE-ref NYP:LA, Newsom/5yr Old Girl Drama, NY Politics-no one cares, Biker Fight, Local Bat, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local Man Killed An Old Lady, Upper East Coast Hellhole-2 Dead At Kid Party, Dad Was Killed, Dead Baby-Shocking Just Like Abortions Are Shocking.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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