Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Alexa+ Talks Too Much-Annoying Default Voice, Is TikTok Technically Safe Yet?, Judiciary Comte Jack Smith, Board Of Peace, Trump Press Conf VC-25A, Khalil Mahmoud Deportation, Greenland Deal, Rioting Teachers?-Is That What We Hired?, Democrats Scare Citizens-Then Say They Can Shoot ICE Agents?, 7 Billion$ Cali Govt Fraud, South Central/ Mideast/ East States Might Possibly Have Lots Of Snow/ Some Ice, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Charlie Kirk Epstein Rob Reiner Perry Mason-Still Dead, Tom Homan Headline Without Tom Homan’s Name, Winter Weather Delays Airplane Travel-duh, NFL Guy Killed In Louisiana?-ref NYP:LA, Snowboarder?, Al Gore clickbait, Mamdani Said…, Man Has Tattoo-eeeewww, Trump Talks About Aspirin-not really news, NY’rs Are Hearing Things, Local Car Theft-Shots Fired, Triangle In The Sky-yawn, School Drama-box cutter, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Georgia Shooting-4 Died, Real Death In Video Game Story-1 Dead.}

Friday PM. {New Congressional Legislation As Of Jan 22d, Greenland Deal Includes USA Sovereign Ice, Is TikTok Technically Safe Yet?, Judiciary Comte Jack Smith, Board Of Peace, Khalil Mahmoud Deportation, Teach Children-They Play Too Much, Gen Z Is Stupid-duh!, JD Vance Had Sex With His Wife-Amid Not Supporting Killing Babies!, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Ex-Olympian-super lazy weekend amateur media, Florida Hateful Nurse TikTok-clickbait value, Don Lemon-no one cares, NJ Gov-no one cares, Lady Filed For Bankruptcy-not US NEWS, NYPD-super lazy idiot media, Man Shot In Country Of Columbia?, Letitia James Is Stupid-duh!, Red Hulk Statue In Louisiana-ref NYP;LA, Newsom-retarded, Robbery In NY-not US NEWS, Sea Lion In Louisiana Creek-ref NYP;LA, Winter Snow Is Fun-not alarming, Lady Raped In London, Louisiana Homeless Scam-Millions$-ref NYP;LA, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local NY Crime-Hellhole.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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