Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Sunday AM. {Trump Reveals First Gaza Executive Board Members, More Cities Might Fight ICE In The Streets!-INSURRECTION, Court Ruling Doesn’t Change Much-Anti-ICE ‘Protestors’ Must Remain Peaceful or Else!, Trump Admin To Give 50 Billion Dollars To Rural Healthcare, Greenlanders Want To Talk, Suspect Activist Renee Clickbait, Eric Swalwell Wants To Cancel ICE Driver’s Licenses? Haha, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Cali Homeless Could Threaten Louisiana? ref NYP:LA, Maybe/ Possibly/ Could Be More Federal Support For Minnesota Riots, Weekend Writers Drama Stories-Politician Didn’t Stand, Redundant-Investigation/Alleged, Local Lady Claims Groping, Old Murder, Media Gets Gift Of Clickbait-death tied to nurse strike, Murderer Ate Food Later, Local Party Is Canceled-not US NEWS, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Man Beat Kid, Man Killed In Bakery Machine, Local Murder-Suicide, Robot Killed By Train.}

Sunday PM. {This Week US House Hearing On DHS, Denmark Wants To Talk, US House Hearing On Rural Issues-Energy Etc, TikTok's U.S. Takeover on January 22, 2026, I Might Play Some Of FANI WILLIS Georgia Senate Hearing, Politicians Have Booze In Their Office-DUH!, Awesome Well Fed Parents’ Kids Die From Starvation?, All Parents Are AWESOME!, Trump Stabbed Someone? Headline Says ‘knifes-If True-that would be US NEWS!, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Eric Swalwell Drama, NYP Phrase Of The Day-Bored Weekend Writers-put ‘brakes on’, Labor Secretary Likes To Relax!, East Coast Mob? Mafia? What?, Black Democrats Drama Over White Women?, Yes-Some Patients Die-They Are Sick, Nobody Cares-Peace Prize, Retarded Weekend Writer Tells Us It’s Cold In Winter!, Clickbait E Coast Name Dropping-AOC, Mamdani, Charlie Kirk-Epstein-Reiner-John Ritter all still dead, Taylor Swift-still alive, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Weekend news is a lazy tragedy-some say it’s a crime.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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