Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Trump vs Republican Health Care Plan?, Rural Health Care 50B$ Telehealth Access, Supreme Court-ex. Mail In Ballot, Senate Hearing- DNC RNC Pipe Bombs, TikTok's U.S. Takeover on January 22 2026, Trump Board Of Peace For Gaza-no news yet, Minnesota/ Minneapolis Clickbait, TikTok Story Should Be-Jan 22 Is Coming Soon, Dog Abuse-Dressing Them Up, The Next Holiday Is Easter-Jesus Crucifixion, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Some States Don’t Have Men Tricking Women?, Trash News Drags Out Local Murder Stories, Ref NYP:LA Louisiana Murder-Suicide, Real News Outlets Use L.A. For Los Angeles, Baby Swans, Swans Don’t Have Dads, Media Guessing At Greenland Story-not news, Creepy Family Drama-not US NEWS, Nobel Peace Prize clickbait, No One Speaks For Trump ‘Backers’, Hunter Biden-yawn, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Is National Hellhole-ref:daily news.}

Friday PM. {Trump Mediates Water Rights-Egypt/ Ethiopia, Trump Board of Peace Announcement, Rural Health Care 50B$ Telehealth Access, Supreme Court-ex. Mail In Ballot, Senate Hearing- DNC RNC Pipe Bombs, Democrats Still Creating Chaos-TDS, Little Brain Brain-Insurrection Act Isn’t A Threat-It Is A Rescue, ‘Perv’ Media Exploits Photo Of Scantily Dressed Lady Murder Victim, PA-OH-Mideast Region, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Desperate Weekend Immature Media Clickbait-journalism desert, NY Politics-Tragedies-Weather?-Psycho Surgeon?, All Smiles?, City Council Eyes?, Onlyfans- soooo desperate, Roads Slick In Winter-Local Car Crash, Double Whammy-writer stupid AND immature, Apple Podcast About Train Wrecks?, Karen Bass Is ‘Mayor’ Of Louisiana-ref NYP;LA, Poop-giggle, Coyote Rescues Hostage Dog From Master-maybe, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local Tragedy Is Not US NEWS.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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