Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {MN Law Enforcement Not Effective To Stop Attacks On ICE-Insurrection Act-Civil Disorder, Renee Severely Injured ICE Agent-Internal Bleeding, Disgraced Ex-Astronaut Mark Kelly Sues Govt, Lower Court Illegally Released A Suspect-Says Appeals Court, Ly’n Jacob Fry’s Citizens Causing Chaos In MN-Fry Blames ICE?, USA Finally Carefully Assessing Immigrant Visas, ICE Attackers Used Explosives Against Federal Officers, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Jealous Girlfriend-yawn-not US NEWS, Lazy Media-irrelevant drama news, Nanny’s Lingerie-trashy news writers, Iran Protesters In Louisiana-ref NYP:LA, Lady Runs For Congress, Normal Return Trip From Space Station With Sick Astronaut, Snow Happens In Alabama/Southern States-no surprising, Local Fist Fight, Drama Queen-Riley Gaines-yawn, Luigi-no one cares, Father In Law Says, ‘Fugly’ Renee Photo?, Teacher’s Sister-lazy media drama, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local Crime and Drama is NOT US NEWS.}

Thursday PM. {Minneapolis Hellhole Led By Retarded Walz & Jacob Fry, White House Press Conf, Senate Armed Services Hearing, Supreme Court-ex. Mail In Ballot, Senate DNC RNC Pipe Bombs, Mifepristone, Trump Talk At Detroit This Week, Civil Disorder In Minnesota-Insurrection Act, Trump Is Bi-Partisan, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Nobel Peace Prize-is least of the real news this week, Politician Drama-just for clickbait, Family Saves Baby Drool, Local Nurses Strike, What People Wear-Breaking News, Generic Story About Space Race, Man Changed His Hair, NY Politics, Local Trial-not US NEWS, Plane Didn’t Have A Bomb On It, Defendant Learns Their Sentence-yawn, Theft In NY-duh!, NY Real Estate, Local Man/Daughter Weight Story, Presidents Waste Time On Sports To Get Votes, Ref NYP;LA-Louisiana Socialists…, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Kid Shot Dad.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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