Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Wednesday AM. {Killing Babies Hearing-Sick Democrat Politicians Want Cruel No-Healthcare For Pregnant Women, Supreme Court Mail In Ballot Opinion, “Examining the Investigation into the DNC and RNC Pipe Bombs”, Hearings to examine Biden's Afghan parolee program, Small Nuclear Power On The Moon Soon?, Patty Murray-Cold/Callous, Powell Is Political-Not Independent: Experts, Rand Paul Says…, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Local Commission Meeting Was Shut Down-drama-not US NEWS, Man Posted Burn Wounds, US NEWS!!!!-It Snows In Alaska!, Seasonal Flu?, FBI Investigates Stolen USA Secrets, Man Wanted A Sandwich!!!, Media’s Drama-Musk Baby Mama, OnlyFans Clickbait, Cat, Horse Poop In Target, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {More US NEWS-Less NY Drama.}

Wednesday PM. {BIG NEWS: Senate Hearing Today-DNC and RNC Pipe Bombs/ Jan 6th, Ly’n Democrat Raskin Gotcha Moment Blows Up In His Face-Jan 6 Nat’l Guard, Iran-Nothing Yet, Stupid Anti-ICE Folk-yawn, Hearing On Baby Killing Chemicals, ICE Agent Hit By Dumb Renee-Internal Bleeding, Greenland Folk, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Man Grabbed Dog-Drama-no news, NY Politics-no one cares, Dog Poop Story, Yawn-Old Story-Missing Coach-nothing new, Local Light Sentences-not US NEWS, Local Kid Didn’t Die-Kid Ok, EMU, Ad For Krispy Kreme Donuts-free clickbait, Bills? What’s that?-no news, Local NY Trial-not US NEWS, Getting Hit By A Car Is Like Getting Hit By A Shark?, Retarded Baker Story, Subway News, Airplane Crash Last Year, Man Smoked A Cigarette, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Man Died In Industrial Machine-sad.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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