Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Sunday AM. {Lazy Media Weekend Caretakers Recycle News-Publish Local Mayor News, Trump Admin To Sort Out Venezuela Gov’t, Maria Corina Machado-Venezuelan Oppo Head, Lady Buried Dead Unborn Baby In Backyard-Who Normalized Killing Babies, New Yorkers Celebrated Maduro Capture, Zelenskyy Said…, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Maduro Didn’t ‘Sport’ Clothes-He Was Arrested And Given Clothes, Kamala Said…no one cares, Retarded Writer ‘Just Before Christmas’?, Local Pickpockets-yawn-not US NEWS, Man Died Of Cancer, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Carjacking-Driver Died, Chinatown-real town? Or A Neighborhood?}

Sunday PM. {Dumbest Headlines-Dumbest Stories-Guess Who?-Little King King, Minnesota Fraud Epidemic-Trump Admin Efforts On WH gov, Rubio on Whitehouse gov, FBIKashPatel on X, Maduro Indictment-justice gov, Rubio Always Straight Forward In All Moments, Biden Gets Govt Pensions!, Venezuelans LOVE Trump’s Arrest Of Maduro, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Dead Bodies In Disney Community, Old Clip From Trump Press Conf Yesterday, World’s Worst Weekend US News?-NYP?, Someone Stole Apples?, Uninteresting Unseen Videos, Ribs Are Not Meat, Quick! What Is Omaha’s Nickname?, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Another Deadly Small Plane-Crash, Helicopter Crash Friday-4ppl Dead?, Friday Murder Just Day After New Year’s Day-TN.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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