Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Where Media Gets Our US NEWS-Trump Truth Social, Somalian Lady Says…, Is Maduro Lying Like Putin?, Trump CONFIRMS Another 100%Cognitive Exam!, SCOTUS Report, White Man Let’s Two Black Guys Out Of Jail, Sinking News!!!-Snow In Alaska!, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Leavitt Says, No Attack In NC-no story, Local IDs Were Goofed Up, Mamdani-Only The Media Cares-not clickbait, Son Of Man Hurt His Head On Vacation-Not US NEWS, Missing Person No Longer Missing, Drama-Sports-Story?-no one cares, Clooney-no one cares, Epstein/ Charlie Kirk/ Rob Reiner-Still Dead-Died Before Christmas & New Years Eve!, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Black Man Killed Lady Dec 22d, Maybe A Mountain Lion Killed A Lady-Will Pelosi Ban Mountain Lions?!!, Lady Might Have Been Killed By Boyfriend-maybe not, Man And Wife Found Dead.}

Friday PM. {Trump Went Shopping For Ballroom Marble Tile, Trump Rural Healthcare!, SCOTUS Report, Trump Tax Breaks, Somalia Lady Admitted Fraud?-Implies Media, Putin Lies And Doesn’t Want Peace-duh!, Stupid AI Is Heralded By Stupid Media, NY Media Is The DUMBEST Media Of 2025-looking the same for 2026!, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Florida Weather-not US NEWS, Airport Travelers Are Bad-Drama, NY Politics-no one cares, Disney-who cares?, Kids Saw The Cops Dec 25th, Hispanic Named Lopez?, Man Pushed Old Lady, Baby Jesus Stolen, Dumb Dog Fell Into Water, Retarded Writers Used Word ‘Nabe’, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Oh Yes. Lots Of NY Hellhole Proof In The News.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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