Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Sunday AM. {Everything Is Clickbait-Nothing Is News!, Billionaire Democrat Donors-Party Of The Billionaires?, MidEast Weather Moves Into Northeast-duh!, Epstein, Trump Is The World’s Peacekeeper, Another Bad Driver Illegal Alien Caught!, Another Loving Teacher-Child Sex Abuse, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {NY Local News/Politics Is NOT US NEWS, Family Drama-Dad Says…, Local Attack At Store, AI Images Drama-yawn!, Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia etc, Tim Walz, Man-Animal Sex, NY’r Ate Chicken Wings, Breaking News! Cars Get Stolen, Building Fire, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Shooting Sunday-1 Dead, Man Shot In A Park-Died, December 25th Abduction, Girl Found Almost Dead-Then Died.}

Sunday PM. {Trump Meeting With Zelenskyy-Phone Calls with Putin/Europe Leaders-nothing burger, ICEBlock App, Democrat Donors-Party Of Billionaires, Epstein, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {NY Local News Put In US NEWS By STUPID People, Little King King Finds Tiny Nothing-Writes Headline About It, Little King King-Imaginary ‘Could’ Story About SCOTUS, Little King King Hallucinates With ‘Seemingly’ Weak Story, Costco Lobsters Caught In The Costco Bay?, Journalists Break Major Story?-How To Melt Ice, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Two Helicopters Crashed-Sad.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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