Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Tuesday AM. {Trump Working From Mar-A-Lago, Fani Willis-Bulky Sack Of Potatoes, Epstein Burnout-no one cares, No Nat’l News Of Drama/ Aftermath Of PNW Emergency-Levies-Floods, Religious Hannukah But Covers CHRISTmas As Santa and Pretty Lights, Tariffs-All Good, Still No Evidence Of Trump Wrongdoing With Epstein, Media Changes Prince Andrew’s Name But Still Stupidly Uses Louisiana LA Shorthand For Los Angeles, Fat Butts Are Ugly, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Fake Epstein Photo-100% Embarrassing Clickbait By Major Media, So-Called ‘Trans’ Teacher Fired Wearing Oklahoma Sweatshirt, No Story-They THINK Something Might Possibly Have Happened In The Water Far Away, Possibly False Accusations Of ‘Coverup’-not a story, Former Politician Has Cancer-not a story, Car Crash-not US NEWS, Trump Flies On Jets!-duh!, Lady Dies In Garbage Truck Crash, Hunter Biden Said…no one cares-at all, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Is A Hellhole-Hochul Still Pretends NY Is Only Place That Matters, Dad Steals To Pay For Christmas Presents?-Really?-Is He A Practicing Christian? Or Were They Just Santa Presents?-not really Christmas presents?}

Tuesday PM. {Supreme Court Today Says…No Federalized National Guard In Illinois, Epstein And Charlie Kirk-both still dead, 93% Of People On ACA Healthcare Will STILL HAVE GENEROUS ACA Subsidy After Dec 31st, Christmas Is Also A Holy Day, Mouthy Democrat Mouths Off To Cops, Putin/ Zelenskyy News-something might or might not happen!, Santa Is Not Christmas, No Such Thing As Christmas Shopping For Non-Christians, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {NYP:LA Louisiana Terrorist Plot?, LiveNow Hosts Call Anything In Camera View-A ‘Podium’, Epstein Email Claims…, Mamdani’s Creepy Wife, Battleship Riddles, A Vain Self-Important Mayor Throws Himself An ‘I Love ME’ Party, Ditzy Ugly Chicks Put On Tons Of Make-Up, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local Explosion-Any Dead?, Local Shootings/Local Deaths-not nat’l news, Man Killed His Mistress, Little Girl Shot Dead Two Weeks Ago, Cop Killed In Small USA Territory Of Delaware-Today, Super Ugly Lady Killed Guys.}
The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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