Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Sunday AM. {TRUMP To Visit With BIG HealthCare Insurance Leaders, Stock Market Goes UP AGAIN, Weeks Of CELEBRATION Of Birth Of Baby Jesus, Weeks Of PNW Rain/High Winds/Flooding/Power Outages/Roads Closed/Fire Fighters Rescuing A Lot Of People From Homes/Cars/etc-Some Nat’l East Coast Media Mostly Silent, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Epstein Drama-Media Clickbait-no one cares, Homeless People Getting Care, Epstein Is Still Dead, FBI Uses AI For Investigations-yawn, Pretty Lights At Night Are Not Christmas, Nabe Lady Speaks Out, Shark Seen In Water-um ok, Two Men Missing, Men Stuck On A Roller Coaster, People Recognized Their Mayor, Man 105yrs Old-Dies, NYPD Give Gifts? News?, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Subways Are Dangerous-Ban Subways.}

Sunday PM. {It’s Sunday And Epstein Is Still Dead, Media Clickbaits The Hell Outta Epstein, Carlson Said (approx 2 yrs ago) No Children?-What’s The Purpose In Even Living?, Thieving Somalians Clickbait (9B$), Calling Anything In December ‘Christmas’ Is Retarded, FLOODING/ RESCUES/ Power Outages During PNW Weeks Of Heavy Rain!, DOJ Is Empathetic-why is that news?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {JD Vance Said…no one cares, Local Police Chief Is In Trouble, Upset Man Returns To Neighborhood, Bessent Says…, Idiots Write Another Subway Story, SpaceX Rocket Failure Caused Concerns Earlier This Year, American Idol Weak Clickbait, Agents Don’t Guard Maduro With Cellphone-slow weekend huh?, What Does ‘Mad Men’ Mean?, What Is Twisted About A Time Out Room For Kids?, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Small Airplane Pilots To Fly The Planes Safely-Don’t Worry About Spaceships.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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