Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Media Buries Trump Speech News?, Trump To Give Military BONUS! $1,776 Extra Payment!, Colorado Federal Housing Fraud!, Charlie Kirk Tshirt Clickbait, Jane Fonda Confirms Rob Reiner’s Wife Didn’t Have Any Stab Wounds The Night Before The Murders, Media Covers Religious Hannukah But Covers CHRISTmas As Santa and Pretty Lights, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Epstein Clickbait Updates, Border Patrol Drama, Power Ball/Lottery Clickbait, Yawn-Old Stories With Tiny Updates, Man Reveals Pizza Preference?-Really Is THIS Your Journalism Career?, USA Still Stopping Drug Boats! YAY!, Bishops/Cardinals-no one cares, AI Educates People How To Do Crimes, Car vs Scooter Accident, Son Opened Door For Grandpa, Facebook Dating Clickbait, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Camel Toe Kicked Lady.}

Thursday PM. {Return to Pre-Pandemic ACA Subsidy Levels Affects Only 1.6 Million Or Less People Way Above Poverty Level!, Another Billionaire Gives To Kid Accounts, Feds Catch Gang Members, Maduro Has A Navy?, Media Celebrates Stealing Rides On Underground Trains, Finally New News About TikTok, USA Has 5 Billion Russia State Money, Media Screwup-President Trump Only Giving Fed Workers One New Additional Day Off, AP Misnames A Lectern-A Podium, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Man Lost A Shoe, Pope Stories Are Retarded, NYPD-no one cares, NYP:LA Louisiana Water Reservoir Story, Inheriting Sex?, Jails Aren’t Like Home, A Daughter Said…, Dumb Lady Gave Man 300K$, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Local East Coast Shooting-Probe Progress.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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