Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Monday AM. {Christmas Is A HOLY SEASON; Not A ‘Happy/ World Peace/ Family/ Gifts/ Pretty Lights Season, Latest Cases Against Trump Admin, Doxing A Mom-Monday-Puts Her Kids In Danger, People Knew Illegal Invasion Across USA Borders Was Very Bad-Duh!, Harvard Is Still Racist?, Colleges Still Hating Jews?-Report, Accusatory Questions-Technique Of Bad Journalists-Headline Writers, Big Boned Beauty Queen, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Lazy Writers/Editors Monday, Mom Is Sad-Monday, Week Old Gunman Story-Monday, Snows In Winter!-Monday, Lady Found In Dog Kennel, ‘Racist’ Color, Nice Man Died While Hunting-not US NEWS, MTG Marjorie Taylor Greene Clickbait, No Charlie Kirk Clickbait Today, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Hellhole Has LOTS Of Killings!!!, Amazing Day If No One Gets Killed In NY, GunWoman Found Dead, Man Preemptively Protected Daughter From Sex Offender.}

Monday PM. {Trump Makes News-Truth Social, White House-True Meaning Of Holy Days (Holidays), Democrat Calls For Attacks On ICE Result In Riot Attacks On ICE In Chicago, RFKJR+ Can’t Do A Real Pullup?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Mom Says…, Media’s Infantile Testicle Clickbait, December Weather-Same As It Always Was, Man Used Tools To Cut Up A Body-duh!, Media Pervs LOVE OnlyFans Clickbait, Karoline Leavitt Clickbait-Spoiler-It’s Not About Her, Rapper Tapped, Old Lennon Story-yawn, Idiot Journalists And Their Retarded Cinnabon Story, NY Politics, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Kid Killed By Truck, Kayaks Are Kayaks-not really a boat, Local Traffic Accident-1 Dead, Fat Man Drank A Lot Of Booze-Died.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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