Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {FBI Jan 5th Pipe Bombs Justice.gov, SCOTUS Trump Win On Texas New District Map, Republicans Pray For Victims-Democrats Give ‘Thoughts’, Tom Homan-Border Czar-Calmly Tells Crowd Of Facts About Dangers To Individuals Of Illegal Entry Into USA, Trump Wants To Protect Europe And Keep It Democratic, Confirmed!-Biden Admin Failed To Find D.C. Pipe Bomber, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Lazy Friday For ‘News Writers’, Pathetic Media Desperate Use Of Word ‘erupt’ For Trashy Clickbait, Car Crashes Are Horrific-month old car crash story, Couple Had Argument Weeks Ago, You Can’t Apologize For Someone Else, Man Burned Down His Own Building, Bondi clickbait, USA Poll About Ukraine-polls messaging, Local Old Murder-not US NEWS, Odd Local Soccer Story In US NEWS?, Opinion Story In The News Section-Expert Economists Like Trump’s Likely Fed Chief, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Political And Societal Condition Evident In National News Feeds.}

Friday PM. {Zelenskyy Song, FBI Jan 5th Pipe Bombs Press Conf, SCOTUS Trump Win Texas New District Map, More Epstein Files Available, Un-Inspected Illegal Aliens To Pay Fee, Yay! L.A.!, Trump’s Economy Has Been GREAT!!!-Dems Pitch Different Message, Drunk Illegal Alien Killed 8yr-old Girl, Awesome Teacher-Sex Abuse Of Kid, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Media Bikini Photo Of Dead Girl Exploits Her For Clicks?, Stale Story About Grieving Mom, Media Clamor For Drama-JD Vance, Man Violated Probation, Soccer-no one cares-at all, Man Blocked ICE Operations, Nevada Whore House-not US NEWS, Thieves Stole Doll-Disney Trashy Clickbait, No One Knows Popular Musician, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Kids Are Stupid On Math?}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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