Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {FBI Heads Up On Jan 5th Pipe Bombs Arrest-Press Conf 10am ET, FBI X? FBI gov?, Zelenskyy X. Russia TASS, Hearing On Protecting “American Boxing?”, Kids Brains Aren’t Developed-So Why Have So-Called Trans Teachers?, Awesome Sort Of Cute Lady Teacher Had Sex With Student-More Love-More Pay For Teachers!!!, Stolen Ukraine Kids Back Are Home, Erika Kirk Is Not Clickbait, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Farmers Like Black People-duh, Doctors Did Gender ‘affirming’ Surgeries-duh, ‘Mispronouncing’ Words Is Subjective, “Don’t Know Why” Isn’t A Story, School Bus Burned-Kid Was Scared, Water Main Breaks At Grand Canyon?, Nuzzi Had Several Boyfriends, Meth Was Stashed In Boxes-Not Inside Blackberries, Missing Man Still Missing, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Young Man Might Have Raped Someone, Uber Rape?}

Thursday PM. {FBI Jan 5/6 Bomb Suspect Arrest-Press Conf, Rwanda/ Congo Trump Peace Press Conference, SCOTUS Ruling-Texas Can Keep New District Map, Report Says Man Refused Deportation, Letitia James Off The Hook For Now For Filing Loan Documents Seemingly With Lies, Afghan Planned To Commit Mass Shooting In USA, Black Guy Named Brian?-Alleged Pipe Bomb Guy, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Local Murder Trial, Gen Z Has Case Of Long Stupidity?, Who Writes Such Retarded Stuff Like-‘Boasts’?, NYPD Story-no one cares, Small Plane Crashed Days Ago, Starbucks-no one cares, Good Texas New District Map Didn’t Need ‘Rescue’, Bumpy Ride On A Plane-yep, Big Alligator In Florida?, Girl Punched In NY, Cali Politics-no one cares, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Creepy Lady Stole Chickens.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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