Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Wednesday AM. {Swalwell Filing To Escape Mortgage Fraud Crimes Trial, US House Hearing On Protecting Law Enforcement From Attack, Trump Pardons Democrat, DHS Will Help LA Get Rid Of Illegal Aliens, US Ensuring Safety From Real Immigrants Applicants, Hillary Is Pro-Israel?, Demand Refund Of Child Tax Credit From Parents Of Dumb Kids, Fat Man Is A Prettier Fat Lady?, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {ICE Isn’t Sweeping, Media Assists Newsom With Stories In Bid For President, Rapper clickbait?-no one cares, Local Assault/Battery-not US NEWS, Nuzzi Isn’t News-It’s Drama, ‘Grim Reaper’ Amateur Writing For Major News Outlet-Man Doodled-With Red Circle Too!, Grieving Mom Is Sad, Previous Local Murder, US Village Building Fire, Louisiana City Council Candidate News?, Failed Branding ‘Pod Force One’-What Is THAT?, Alligator Died, Man Dies-just 6 months away from his own birthday, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Is Hellhole-Dozens Of Deaths From Illegal Aliens.}

Wednesday PM. {USA Proud Of Trump Peace Deals-Love Peace, Does Putin Want His War To End?, MY Governor-Mike Lindell, Sane Independent People Own/Drive Cars, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Super Lethargic Lazy East Coast Media, Matthew Perry Is Still Dead, Plane Crashes-Pilot Ok, Mass Shooting Didn’t Happen, Political Drama-Kamala-Shapiro, NY Prison Story, Mom Wants Son To Walk Again-not a basketball story, NY Traffic-NO ONE CARES, A Lady Died, Stefanik and Johnson Get Along-Retarded Clickbait Writers Don’t ‘Get It’, Cosmonaut Spy?, Young Man Dies At House Party-not basketball story, Trash Media-Dungeon Clickbait, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {NY Socialist Hellhole-and proud to be a Hellhole.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
• What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
• Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

• Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...
• Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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