Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Monday AM. {TOP NEWS IS: Hamas War- Cease Fire - All Live Hostages Free, Democrat Govt Shutdown Hurts USA, Times Of Israel, Media Outlet Thinks Active USA Policy and World Peace Is ‘politics’, China Attacks In Trade War On USA-Trump Punches Back, Govt Shutdown Causes Delayed Pay-not 'working without pay', and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Retarded 'Clinton Story' Tops Incompetent Media Outlet News Today?, Dead Man Found In Freezer, Man Running To Be Sheriff!!!, East Coast Weather-Parade Canceled-no one cares, Which Portland?, Media Sick Obsession-Naked People, Grieving Families Are Sad, Airport Drama-no one dead, Expert Tells A Riddle-?, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Small Plane Crashes-no location.}

Monday PM. {Biden Appointed Judge Blocks Hamas From Deploying Troops!!!-just kidding, Hamas War- Cease Fire - All Live Hostages Freed, Latest Times Of Israel, Democrats' Hail Mary To Inflict Max Pain On American Citizens During Govt Shutdown, Democrats Anti-Israel Silence?, Trump Outs Obviously Horrid Presidencies Of Obama/Biden, Netanyahu Was VERY Busy Today-Media Writes Retarded Headline About It, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Plane/Car Crash-no location in headline, Little King King Retarded Drama Headline(s), Local Crime At Location Unknown To Americans, Man Sues DOJ For Mistake, Clintons Have A 'Schedule'?, Firemen Wear Scary Halloween 'Hero' Costumes-Around KIDS!!!, Surfing Isn't News-Admission That East Coast Rain Is Over-Hyped, 2011 Murder, Mini-market Clerk In Jail, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Old Lady Killed By Falling Object.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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