Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Trump /Xi (Chee) To Talk Today, Teacher Union President Writes A Hate? Book?, 'Celebrity' Charlie Kirk Clickbait, Military Helicopter-With 4 People-Crashes In Woods On FIRE!-TWO DAYS AGO In Washington!, Democrats Made Stupid Demands On US Budget-But US House Passes Bipartisan Budget Bill 217-212, Man Threatened To Kill Republican Governor?, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Colbert / Kimmel - no one cares about evening talk shows, Researchers Are Creepy 'Star Wars' Type People, Minimart F-Word Murder, Piers Morgan/ Don Lemon/ D-Word Clickbait, NY Politicians-not nat'l news, AOC 'might' Run For Office-not news yet, Retarded Long Island Story Placed In US NEWS?, Trump Believes In Fictional British Kings and Queens?, Lady Named ISIS, Rashida Tlaib Is Stupid-Duh!, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Man Catches Fire At Home-Dies, Man With A Boat Didn't Have A License!-wow.}

Friday PM. {Trump Oval Office Press Conference, Did Kimmel Say What They Say He Said, Next Week-White House Autism Announcement, H1-B Visa's Fee Raised By 100K$, Freedom-Those Who Want Vaccine Shots Or MRNA Shots Can Get Them, AOC-Agree To Disagree About Some Of Charlie Kirk's Ideas, Trump Loses In Florida Court Because Of Too Many Pages, Don't Know About Future Of TikTok Yet, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Song Writer Died-Not US NEWS, Musician Cancels A Tour, Eagle Eyed Cops?, Someone Raising Go Fund Me Money, Someone Died In Jail-Probe, Child Sized Robot, Fall Leaves ARE NOT NEWS, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {NY Gets 4000 Guns 'off of streets'-not 4000 from schools.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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