Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Trump Appeals Court WIN-Loan Fraud Penalty OVERTURNED!, Clinton Foundation IRS Drama, Trump WIN-Temp Protected Status, News From Trump Truth Social, Govt Agencies Getting Slimmed Down-Promises Kept, Trump Protecting US Companies Versus Europe Companies, Awesome School Worker-umm Sex With Your Kid, Trump Might Help Boston Get Rid Of Criminal Illegal Aliens, Illegal Aliens-Kidnapping/ Rape/ Sodomy, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Media Drama Over 'Future Queen', Young Man Dies In Accident-not US NEWS, NY Politician Took Bribe?, NY Mosque Drama, Girls Receives New Heart-Yay!, Gymnast Drama Story, Screaming Man Drama, Door Dash Clickbait, Dog Name, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Plane Lands Safely With Plane Aileron Broken.}

Thursday PM. {Trump Appeals Court WIN-Loan Fraud Penalty OVERTURNED!, Trump WIN-Temp Protected Status, USA To Check If Visa Holders Have Violations Of Their Visas, NY May Have Rigged Multi-Billion $ Homecare Contract, Sex Education In Cali Gives Teens Bad Info?, Still Getting Rid Of DEI, SpaceX Rocket Will Try Not To Explode This Time, People Surfing On Media's 'Monster' Storm Waves, Obama Judge Rules Against Trump Admin-yawn, Is Trump's Historic Deportation # Smaller Than Obama's Historic Deportations?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {NY Ebikes-Not US NEWS, Skeleton Has A Tattoo?, Military Airplane Crashes-Pilot Safe, Thief Steals A Car, Lady Complained Months Before Her Death?, Fake Report Of Active Shooter, Retarded Story-Vegan Firefighter, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {NY Hellhole-Man Gets Neck Slashed.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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