Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Wednesday AM. {Whistle Blower On Schiff- HPSCI Released Intel Documents, Soros And Lefties Funding Army Of D.C. Protesters, Remember: Recently A JUDGE Stopped Unsealing Epstein Documents, TELL Zelensky To SHUT UP!, Mom Might Have Killed Her Son-Praise Moms, D.C. Mayor Was Lying In Recent Press Conf?, Postal Worker Stole Mail, Everyone Is Ok With D.C. Becoming Safe-except idiots, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Local Train Wreck-no injuries-yawn, Lady Claims Man Put Pills In Her Drink, Someone Had A Nuke?, Kennedy Center-What Is It?-no one cares, Media Puts Advert Under A Seemingly Real Headline-bait n switch, Most Retarded Local Water Story, Man With Dementia Is Missing-not nat'l news, Pod Force One Is An Empty Meaningless Stupid Name-RE-BRAND NOW-while it's cheap!, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {3 People Including 2 Adults Killed By Tree, 'Laundering' Money Through DEI Spending?, Lady Killed In Local Car Accident.}

Wednesday PM. {Whistle Blower On Schiff- HPSCI Released Intel Documents, Soros And Lefties Funding Army Of D.C. Protesters, Trump To Make Smithsonian Clean For Kids Again?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Kennedy Center-What Is It?-no one cares, James Comey In Trouble-Will He Write Another Book?, NY Local News Isn't US NEWS, Crumpled Blanket In East Coast Water, NY News And Their Media Are Retarded, Parents Must Be Accountable-duh!, Man And Mourning Lady Drama, 'Amid' and 'Despite' Are Trash Media Words, MSG-Mono Sodium Glutamate, Did Storm Named Erin Miss Hawaii?, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Man Hit A Cop With A Sandwich, NY Robbery, Will Hostage Dogs Be Given To Someone Else?, NY-Ugly Hellhole.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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