Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Saturday AM. {Check Trump's Truth Social For Protection Of ICE/ New Tariffs On Bad Countries, Nothing In Major News Outlets-Just Repeat Of Old Topics, SCOTUS OPINION No. 24A1174 Trump CAN Ask Agencies For Plans For Reducing Govt Workforce, Appeals Court Supports Cancellation Of Deal For 9/11 Criminal, Christian Group Supports Jewish People, More Than 40% Canadians Thinks USA Is Ok?, MN Local Politician Murderer Says Killing Wasn't Trump-Babies Related?, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Secret Service Agents Are Males And Females, Cartoon Cat Story?, Parking Spots Are Expensive, Man Hurt Himself With A Blender, Cities Want To Shoot Down Drones?, Media Obsessed With Pervert Clickbait?, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Alleged Child Rapist.}

Saturday PM. {Check Trump's Truth Social For Latest On Pam Bondi, Zelensky X Account Touts Use And Need For Ukrainian Drones, Nothing In Major News Outlets-Just Repeat Of Old Topics, Lady Escapes From ICE Rioter/Terrorists!!! yay!-3 Terrorists Injured, Illegal Alien KID Stabbed/Killed Man In USA, Senator Subpoenaed FBI To Get Assassination Documents, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Iranian Religious Folks Want Bounty To Kill Trump-Again, Major News That Someone 'Hinted', Maybe Might Could Be Possibly A Mountain Lion, NY Politics Is Retarded-Proof-Retarded NY Political Stories, Suicide By Jumping Into Cold/Deep Water, Communications Breakdown In Secret Service A Year Ago, AOC Is Very Retarded-duh!, Old Bill Gates Gives Money Away, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {East Coast Building Fire, NY-Jewelry Stolen.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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